February 2012
39 posts
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've had sex.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
When someone cute says they'll text you tomorrow
shewonttellyou:
When that someone doesn’t end up texting you tomorrow
January 2012
13 posts
